Dunkin' Doughnuts

The act of cumming on a plain doughnut then dipping it into shit coffee.

How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!

Person A: Mmm, this Doughnut is so delicious! Where'd you get it?

Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts

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Chocolate Doughnut

When you go for a dump and don't wipe. Instead you get your bitch, grab and lift your balls with one hand while shoving her face deep in your arse with the other and proceed to gyrate on her vigerously leaving a chocolate coloured doughnut ring on her mouth. If your arse is bleeding a bit from that monster shit you did then it leaves a bit of blood behind aswell. That is considered a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry. You may also include dropping your balls on her nose while gyrating so that she can sniff your hard earned ball sweat while you paint her face. Bitches love that shit, they'll be begging for more!

Guy1: Dude, I totally got my bitch good this time... Guy2: Yeah? What happened?? Guy1: Oh bro, I gave her the best Chocolate Doughnut and the beauty was I had just done this monster turd and my arse was bleeding a bit leaving behind a nice red and brown shit stain on her face. Guy2: HAHA, Thats ace man!! You gave her a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry!!!

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Doughnut Shop

When you have a girl who's guilty of infidelity. In retaliation of the promiscuity, the man fucks the mom and sister and "glazes" them as if in a doughnut shop.

JJ: "Dude, Jackie cheated on me."
JK: "Bro, that's fucked up! What did you do?"
JJ: "Its okay I sent her a pic of the doughnut shop."

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plunge the doughnut

When you take your erect penis and proceed to plunge it into your girls/guys anal cavity.

Yo man i straight plunge the doughnut last night.

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Devil doughnut

Poop

I need to go drop off the devil's doughnuts

I need to go drop off the devil doughnut

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Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

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creamy doughnut

After you masturbate on the girls tits.. A Creamy Doughnut

Damn Girl, I creamed those like a creamy doughnut :)

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