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The driver of a vehicle passes gas, and locks the power windows so the passengers can't put them down. Everyone has to suffer, but it's easier for the driver to tolerate his own aroma!
Awe man, who farted?! Hey, why doesn't the window go down? Oh, God, oh God no! *Driver is smirking* C'mon man, this sucks! You have the worst Dutch carbomb!
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A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.
See also dyke, fag hag.
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
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to rub your knuckles across the top of someones head whilst holding their head under your other arm
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Its very similar to a dutch rudder but instead of taking someones arm to jerk someone off you are talking the persons hand to wipe there own ass.
Hey Zach, dude you better get in there and Dutch Butter Erin because shes just passed out on the toilet.
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A couple minutes before you take a big shit, you fart in your pants. When you pull them down, you get a big waft of that fermented fart.
Tim- "Did you hear that Dean dutch creeper'd himself last night?"
Brock- "Yeah, you gotta feel bad for him, that sucks."
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The name given to a man who has had Anal sex with at least five Blond/Bimbo-ish girls who are ranked above a 7 on the hotness scale. Said man is then dubbed a Dutch crusader for his valiant crusade of the Netherlands.
Cody Truly knows how to attract women but he is no where near Jake who recently earned his title of Dutch Crusader.
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Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.
dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.
smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?
dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!
smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*
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