The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.
Dylan
the absolute most handsome guy you will meet. he is caring, smart, good looking, and has very soft hair. if u find urself a dylan never let go of him. hes a keeper.
my boyfriend dylan is the best!
Is very small and a sweat at Fifa
Where’s Dylan?
Oh there is didn’t see u down there playing Fifa
dyaln dosnt care about anybody
Person1: that person is a big bitch they must be a dylan
Person2:IKR
Super nice guy and will always check if your alright but beware he’s gay so he doesn’t want anything more
Girl 1: I think that dylan guy likes me he will always check up on me
Girl 2: no he’s just nice he’s gay
Dylan is super hot and is so awesome and has a massive pp and looks great and all the chicks love him.
Girl 1: Look at that Dylan over there
Girl 2: Faints
If you meet a Dylan, hold onto him with all you got. These guys are the most kind-hearted people you will ever meet. They will go out of your way to make sure you're happy and okay. Dylan's have the most amazing sense of humor and always know when to put a joke in to make you smile. Dylan's smiles are contagious, and just by seeing him smile will make you smile from ear to ear. He is an amazing friend, but an even more amazing boyfriend. He always knows what to say and how to do things to make you smile. When you first meet a Dylan, he will come off as very shy, but once you get to know him, he shows to be very outgoing and the sweetest guy you've ever met. He will never do anything to hurt you. Dylan's are a rare breed: nerdy, sweet, and not a fuckboy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and dark hair, you could just stare at him forever. If you find yourself a Dylan, never EVER let him go.
"He seems kind of shy, he must be a Dylan."