A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy
Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express
Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot
This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.
JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
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The powerful group that controls the destiny of various podcast hosts. They have controlled certain wrestling universe's with their power and control over things. They are dedicated to the legacy of Lex Luger. They are the most powerful troll group in wrestling history
The Lex Express took down Don Tony again, man they are powerful.
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a slut. also known as a number seven
"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"
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After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance
Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...
Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
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When you are pulling a train of entirely Asian guys. Or in layman terms an Asian gang bang.
Few adult features highlight The Orient Express.
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The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.
K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?
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