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1) To be like Frank Iero.
2) To have sex with one Frank Iero.
1) Person 1: "I Frank-ed that guitar solo in Guitar Hero last night."
Person 2: "I Ray-ed it better. Bye."
2) Person 1: "I so frank-ed Frank Iero. hard. It was yummy so yummy I may have imagined it."
Person 2: "You did imagine it. Bye."
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An exercise program invented by Ed Crankshaft, done by him when played for the Toledo Mudhens. Of course it includes the Mudhen Bend, but it also includes other things. It is performed on a therapy ball and can be done anywhere.
Lena: Ed, I'm all worked up. I''m stiff. This bowling ball feels like lead.
Ed: (starts laughing at her) Well, have no fear, Ed Crankshaft is here. I know how to fix it! Try my Ed Stretches. They'll help.
Lena: Come on, medicine ball therapy. What are you talking about, Edward?
Ed: (looking at her stern) Lena Alice Johnson! Trust me, this always worked for me and it will work for you, too. Just try it.
Lena: Well, if it will help me bowl, sure, I'll try it.
(Ed and Lena start stretching on the ball)
Lena: Wow! You were right. Ed Stretches really work.
Ed: (laughing again) Lena, I told you they would. That's ball's gonna go down that lane like a hot knife through bacon!
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When a white girl is on the dance floor being sandwiched by two black guys and being fingered at the same time.
Lucy and Zoé at Mistral in Aix en Provence...
Lucy:holy shit zoé i just got oreo-ed!
Zoé: me too man it felt great!
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A brand of overpriced clothing which teenagers from ages 13 up to 20+ buy simply because it is overpriced and sparkly. Ed Hardy is famous for making it obvious to spot douchebags, wannabees, wiggers, semi-rich middle class who believe they are super rich because they wear it, etc. Go onto facebook, nexopia or myspace and chances are - you'll spot a few lowlife teenagers taking mirror pictures with their middle fingers up and ED HARDY on. Ed Hardy makes them feel as if they are walking through a fashion show...a tacky fashion show but a fashion show nonetheless.
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"Oh my god, girl, did you see that Ed Hardy sweater on sale for $100? I HAVE to buy it so everyone thinks I'm wealthy and fashionable."
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"That guy in the Ed Hardy sweater-"
"Douche."
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Someone who gives anal on a regular basis, often reaching legendary status in lordship of anal. This person often smokes a lot of weed as well.
Michael: So one time I was givin this chick anal, right?
Colin: You're a real Ed O'Brien. Everyone could tell that you were really givin' it to her.
Thom: One day, I wish to be the lord of anal.
Jonny: Who do you think you are? Ed O'Brien?
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Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.
I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.
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the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.
ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!