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Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.
Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?
Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.
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the grossest fucking campus ever. there’s 6 schools in it. new directions— for the autistic kids, bca— they all end up as dropouts, business— a bunch of ugly sluts who think they ass fat, medical science— they don’t even talk not gonna lie, claremont— spanish speaking ugly fucks who don’t know any english, and dreamyard— nerdy ass roblox-playing ugly motherfuckers who think they talented. everyone in that building is dumb retarted, and it’s probably the worst high school in the bronx. guys sag everywhere and girls have stank ass coochies. kids make out in the halls, and the school has the most fake bisexual girls in the world. every girl and even some guys will suck dick there, and everyone’s a big ass hoe.
girl one: oh, new boyfriend? what school does he do to?
girl two: bronx collegiate, it’s in taft educational campus
girl one: oh sweets he’s cheating.
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boy one: i got a bitch i’m fuckin her tmrw yo!
all his friends: where she go to school?
boy one: claremont international
friends: take a clothespin and put it on your nose man cus her coochie boutta STANK.
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A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.
I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.
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This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
The american education system/schools suck.
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It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me
Chinese daddy:
How was your day?
Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum
Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you
Throughout the Bungo Stray Dogs anime, Dazai and Chuuya make some very sus sounds. As a code name to not be sus 24/7 the fandom refers to these as ‘Educational Sounds’
“I love Dazai And Chuuya Educational Sounds, They’re so hot!”
“Ayo- (≖_≖ )“
Compulsory University Education Movement, also shortened as CUEM, is an intellectual and scientific movement that advocates University (Higher) Education should be compulsory such as elementary school and high school actually are. CUEM advocates that university fees and taxes should be heavily lowered or even abolished for people be able to graduate in higher education, and it also advocates that exams such as SAT and ENEM should be abolished since everyone will have access to higher education, those exams wouldn't be necessary for majority of universities.
"The Compulsory University Education Movement advocates that with University Education being compulsory, people will have more access to science and technology, and will be better prepared for life and for the future, it also advocates that university education is somehow already compulsory, but there aren't places for everyone and everyone should have access to them as they have to elementary school and high school."
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