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When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.
Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."
Elevated productionz is an elite group of full senders with bad ass trucks guaranteed to make your bitch and her best friend wet at any stop light they will fuck your girl and mom and they will beat your ass if you talk shit on there name
Omg who’s truck is that it’s fucking elevated productionz bitchhhhhh
When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.
We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
Euphemism for arsehole or anus
James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....
Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....