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a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever
girl-wow that kid is such a Eli
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Known as daddy to most. He can sometimes keep a chick, but he usually gets curved:(. BUT, he’s a cool guy. Easy to talk to, artistic, talented, strong, and caring. He has a very small penis, but girls love him because of his other characteristics.SIKE! girls only want dick.
Dammmmmnnnnnn!!! Eli is so talented.
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a dumb little dumby who wears colorful dumb fucking hoodies
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A bit of a wanker who loves himself. His main goal in life is to piss you off throught being an annoying bastard.
He thinks he’s a player but in reality he’s a virgin and doesn’t know the difference between his right hand and someone else’s.
omg did you see him last night, what a dick
ye i know, you can tell he’s an elis!
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Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.
Person 1: YO fuck eli
Person 2: Ya
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A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.
Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!
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