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Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!
Person B: What?
Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!
Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.
Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
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What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....
a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails
I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.
Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows
EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)
Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email
EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)
So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.