Epic Flail

Epic Flail (v)
1) To wave one's arms wildly in an erratic motion, causing physical harm or worry to others.
2) To make a motion or gesture that results in embarrassment.
3) To dance like a dying fish

Audrey: Oh my God! Look over there!! -Moved her hands wildly, resulting in the black eye of a stranger.-
Shannon: Epic Flail.

"See that guy dancing over there? He epically flails.

Epic Fial

When somebody types Epic Fail but fails at it...

Bob: That was an epic fial.
Jim: ^No that was an epic fail.

Epic Mealtime

A famous YouTube show/channel about some middle-age men that are cooking up dishes beyond your wildest imagination. The world's biggest quadruple-laired burger..with bacon? 5 Tortillas wrapped within 10 other Tortillas...with bacon? You name it, they've/ll do(ne) it.

Harley: EPIC MEALTIME ON SOME CHOCOLATE CANDY SH*T! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE, HATER?!

Viewer: *opens a can of tuna*..T_T

Epic Phallus

A variation on the common phrase epic fail, where the word fail is substituted with the word phallus. Can be used to describe a penis or just a hilarious failed attempt at something.

Becky rejected Tom's offer to make out last night.
Epic phallus!

Epic Suicide

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.

Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!

epic style

Ok now this is epic.

-I just finished my project!
-Epic style!

epic win

A win so great,so awesome that it is EPIC.
May also be used to describe something very nice and enjoyed.

Random Guy on 4chan: lulz!::posts Chechclear::
Me: O.O
4channer:EPIC WIN.

::I see someone get kicked in the head::
Me:Epic win.