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One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"
A former member of the Jehovah Witness cult.
Someone who has woken up from a coma.
What I was a dub? I did what, I thought what? I must have been brain dead, thank god I'm an ex-dub now!
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That awkward moment when you’re having a good time and your ex appears out of nowhere to ruin it.
“Shit man, I was making out with Angelina at the Oscars when Jennifer came out of nowhere and eyeballed the crap out of me. Fuck, I hate ex-posure.”
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FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
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the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!
man what a back stabber
boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people
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Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
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ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.
I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!
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