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1. extensive affection shown by a cat.
2. means of "keeping warm"
3. dry version of "shated"
4. battleships move to pre-empt WAR!
my cat farted to keep me warm i love her affection. lucky i didn't shat myself before i played battleships
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Horizontal Pneumatic Displacement
I was just layin' there after we made love and had to fart
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a mixture of gases released from the anus making a weird noise and producing a foul smell.
I'm gonna fart on you.
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i was lighting farts with th bunsin burner and accidentlly singed the hair off my left nut.
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a gastranomical partation of two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction
that gastranomicl partation of my two gluteus maximus muscles in a state of contraction was a blissful fart
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a body chemical released from the ass that usually creates a noise or can be silent, usually with a violent smell.
Who farted, you or the rotting eggs?
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What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.
*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*
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