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When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.
1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
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A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
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When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book
Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him
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To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.
My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.
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Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.
Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.
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An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic
Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them
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