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Variation of 'Faux Pa', meaning to offend another person's academic post-modern, or po-mo sensibilities.
When Charles said that he thought that the 'historical record' would reveal the truth, he had committed a Faux Po, and instantly became the class pariah.
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A person who works in a library, but does not hold a degree in Library Sciences.
Honey, give the books to the nice faux-brarian. She can check them out.
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The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*
GUY 2: Bless You
GUY 1: Thanks man.
GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!
GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!
CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!
GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
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When long hair is combed back under a baseball hat giving it the appearance of a mullet.
Dude 1- Dude, did you get a mullet?
Dude 2- Nah man, this is just my sweet faux-let.
Dude 1- I see you it is just your regular hair styled under your hat! Awesome!
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A straight male who has precariously fallen into an extremely personal relationship with a homosexual (much like a male fag-hag.) He is in no way gay, but an outsider may easily mistaken him for one due to his overly affectionate actions and reckless behavior. Very foolish, touchy, and silly, often playing along with any joke or misconception an outside might make. Does not see to care at all about what others think. Basically, a borderline gay with extremely misleading tendencies and a latent curiosity with will never be pursued.
Homo: Jonathan, have you seen Shannon lately?
Faux-Mo: OMG, she's fabulous! I love her new outfit, and the shoes, oh, they're to die for... (Awkward Silence) I have to go watch football.
Homo: (Whispers) Someday... you'll be mine.
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Shortened form of "faux hobo"
A person who engages in part-time train hopping to experience the thrill of living the "underground" hobo life.
Such a person visits the underground pretending to live there.
A bunch of faux-bos were already in the boxcar, but they didn't know enough to bring sleeping bags.
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When someone has grown their hair in a way that looks like pretty long side burns, but isn't actually side burns. Popular among lesbians and boys who don't have enough testosterone to grow their own real side burns.
Raven: Holy shit, that chick must be taking hormones or something dude. Look at those side burns!
Sabrina: No man, those are faux burns.
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