SANJAY FIRST

SANJAY FIRST is the cat's meow of parties. You will see shit there that people won't see in a lifetime. It doesn't happen often but when it does you must be reefed if you are planning on missing it. It is a cure to all nightmares, so come out and get cranked. We Can Finally Catch A Break!!!

"Oh I heard Sanjay is back in town, are you goin to SANJAY FIRST?"
"Don't ask questions you already know the answer too, I wouldn't miss SANJAY FIRST even if my wife was delivering birth to my first son."

First Ten

Used to describe the years 2000-2009. Used in the same manner as the 70's or 80's.

What kind of music did you listen to back in the First Ten?

june first

The day when every single brand twitter changes their profile picture to a pride flag.

The guy in charge of the McDonalds' twitter: Hey, it's June first! Time to change our profile picture!

First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.

Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.

first dyke

A game won by correctly identifying the first lesbian you see in a given location. FD stands for FIRST DYKE. You must say or yell "FD!" or "FIRST DYKE" before your opponents say it.

Upon entering the local health food store, you see a woman buying organic, vegan, gluten free chickN strips. She is wearing a sports bra under a baggy t-shirt and knee length shorts, and Tevas. She smells like Axe body spray. You call out "FD!" two seconds before your friend yells "FIRST DYKE!" and you won! Congratulations!

First batch

The first batch of children from one couple (I.e. they had 2 children one year a part than took a break and had another 2...). also known as practice batch, these children normally have a lot of issues. And to some are treated like second class.

Second batch son: mom, why are the older kids so different? Mom: oh, their just first batch’s.

first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...