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The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.
I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.
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CoD4 Private match game on Overgrown. 1 player sits on top of grandma's house with a sniper. The other players must cross the map and get into the shed behind grandma's house without being killed by the player on the roof. Once a player gets inside the old shed, they can use a sniper to kill the person on the roof of grandma's house. The game ends when everyone on one team dies. Usually played on S n D.
Hey bro, you wanna get some guys on Xbox later to play some Grandma's House?
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Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.
*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."
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When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.
John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!
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A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.
"That guy is a grandma slipper," says Mark
"Really," says Tomtack
Mark says, "Yes, really, hes fuckin gross"
Tomtack nodds in agreement. and says, "he sure is"
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One of, if not THE, hottest babes in the world. EVER. period.
chris: hey nick what are you doing tonight??
nick: oh you know what i'm doing tonight
andy: GRANDMA BUCKKKKKKKKK!
guy 1: dude that chicks hawt!
guy 2: not as hawt as grandma buck!
guy 3: holy shit that IS grandma buck!!!!
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the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.
grandma friend
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