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The act of standing while masterbating and rocking from side to side with a look of intense concentration on your face. Most commonly seen in East European porn films of the 90's and 00's when a guy is waiting his turn for a ride on the bike.
Igor Tour de Franced as Toni and Pedro DP'd Helvika
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One of the great things about france, bike racing.
Lance armstrong raped the tour de france seven years in a row with one testicle.
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The act of performing an Eiffel Tower while riding a bicycle. Some users find that using a tandem makes this easier to accomplish. An eco-friendly and marginally safer alternative to bobbin' shotty.
Emergency room doctor: "How'd you break your leg, son?"
Pat: "Well, my buddy and I were totally riding a Tour de France on this chick on the bike path, when he lost his balance and we collided head-on with a trike."
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The most perfect girl in the whole wide world. This girl always lights up the room when she walks in. Ellen Frances ericson is drop dead gorgeous and an amazing friend. You need her in your life. Ellen frances Ericson is very religious and kind of a Christianity freak 😜
Person 1: Woah!!!!! Who is that?
Person 2: ellen frances ericson .. DUH!
Person 1: OMG she’s perfect in every way
Person 2: I know!!
A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
Ilsa: Franc for your thoughts?
Rick: *chuckles* In America, they're only worth a penny.
A pimp has the dankest memes and balls everyday bc hes better than michael jordan
ethan scott france is literally the person you wanna be
The begging of nuking France because those croissant eating cheese sniffers keep getting in me way and they say cwosan wrong they should say croissant like CARL WHEEZER those idots ill nuke them the chance I get. Also is your refrigirator running?
I wanna bombard those cheese sniffing croissant eating weasels.
Friend: You mean you wanna Nuke France Plz ???