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When a man sits on another man’s face, preferably in assless chaps
Hey Paul, I gave that guy a San Francisco facelift last night, but he wanted a dirty pelican.
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the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
I have a liberal arts education from usf.
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When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?
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A hand in Texas Hold'em Poker, specifically the Queen and Three. Called the San Francisco Waiter because it is a "queen with a trey."
Player 1: That idiot failed to raise with his aces and let me see the flop for free. It came QQ3...
Player 2: San Francisco Waiter g00000t.......
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San Francisco has ONE STREET and one street only(Castro) that is gay, While other cities have huge gay neighborhoods(like Boston). There is a couple of nice parts in the city, but there is a ton of bad neighborhoods and hoods all throughout the whole city. Try going to Lakeview, Hunters Point, Sunnydale, Potrero Hill, Fillmore disrict(beyond Geary), the Tenderloin, The Mission, Visitation Valley, Alemany 'jects, Excellsior, and all in between and you will get fucked faster than the little fagets scattered on Castro.
"Try to play us like fags and when we catch yo ass you'll be layin in a bodybag. Niggas think we're all fags but they dont know everyday niggas comin up short in Frisco"-Chuey in the song "FRISCO" feat. Cellski, Cougnut, Andre Nickatina, and I.M.P. San Francisco IS NOT GAY!!!!
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While having sex in the doggystyle position before you bust a nut pull out your cock and spit on the bitches ass. She will think you have just cum on that booty. As she turns around to inspect the load you unleash a hefty wad on her face.
"yo you remember that slut lina? I gave her an epic San Francisco treat last night"
*high five*
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The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.
Sigh Oh Sally I am just so gosh darn homesick for San Francisco. Alice, what you need is to give someone a good old fashioned San Francisco Steamer. Trust me, it will give you an outlet.
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