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on july 19th everyone in the 88.89% furries groupchat has to fuck derpest rainbow because hes a bitch
hey bro did you know its fuck derpest rainbow day
You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.
ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.
on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!