Rural Dictionary

Gag 'n' Bag

An expression used to describe someone that you find physically attractive (enough to have sex with) but otherwise find replusive. Stems from the idea of gagging the person so that you can't hear the crap that comes out of their mouth, in order to increase your sense of pleasure when bagging (or sleeping with) them.

Kurtis is an arrogant, manipulative prick; talking to him for more than 5 minutes is overbearing which is too bad since he's such a hottie - he's a total gag 'n' bag.

or

A hot annoying/stupid chick that won't shut up would be considered a gag 'n' bag.

by Michelle Dubs February 7, 2011

Gag hag

1. A hag that commonly gags.
2. A funky fresh playa hater.
3. A jerk, or rude person.
4. A tricked out crimson criminal, who plays by his own nasty rules.
5. A person who is commonly unkempt.
6. A nasty gurl who commonly pulls pranks or plays jokes on others.
7. One who frequents the web-site by the same name.
8. One who participates on the web-site of the same name.
9. A good ole' boy, with a dirty twist.

Robert, Corey, Taylor, Ebay(Evan), Alex, Mitch, Condoleeza Rice, Ben, Cameron, Aimy, Chrissy, and Clay are all Gag hags.

by Clay-Bone September 6, 2005

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gag me with a spoon

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

by Dennis October 10, 2003

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Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society

Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'

by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019