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Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.
"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)
A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!
A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.
"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."
The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality
Person A
"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."
Person B
"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"
A cemetery.
Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.
Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.
"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."