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Syn Gates SIN GAYTSS- a person that is damn talented (especially at the guitar) and is the sex moohaha :
"DAYUMN!! THAT GUITAR SOLO/DRUM SOLO/BASS RIFF ETC,ETC WAS SO SYN GATES!!! Which means they're really talented at w/e
and
"DAYUMN!! THAT GUY IS SOOOOO ALMOST A SYN GATES"
Which means that the guy being talked about is ALMOST (as no1 is the sex like Syn) as hott as Syn Gates :
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One of the only people in the world who can rip off someones idea and make MORE money, then continue copying them for years and years.
That n00b stole my idea! He's the next Bill Gates!
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A fugly/fat hoe whose only function in life is to act as a pathway to her attractive friends.
Tim: I saw you hanging out with that fat wreck Sarah on the weekend, what's up with that?
James: She's a Toll Gate buddy, i'm only in it for her friends!
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White people who invite themselves to parties hosted by black people.
"Hey who invited doze two whities over dere?"
"Ah shit--days some mo' gate crackers!"
"Dem white folk just crashed th' party!"
"Darn dem gate crackers!"
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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
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Shameless rich bastard who stole or copied everything Microsoft has ever produced. From MS-DOS to Windows Vista and all Office products, ideas have been either stolen (in the case of MS-DOS) or copied. MS-DOS was stolen from the person who created it. Windows is a copy of Apples original idea of a graphical interface. Word is a copy of the original idea of Word Perfect. Excel is a copy of the original idea of Lotus. The list is endless. His only original idea was to bundle all of these programs together so that no other programs would work on his systems allowing him to crush and dominate the PC market. He also succeeded in making his systems so tedious and bloated with useless code that the systems have a propensity to crash, hang-up, quit working or display an error screen.
All of you people who deify this man are grossly misled by Gates and his army of minions. He is a rich liberal asshole who supports socialism for all but him and his "select" buddies who will dictate policy for what is "good" for the every day guy and gal. Ever wonder why PC's and laptops are so expensive. Ask Bill Gates. The one and only reason is because his company is the biggest monopoly ever conceived by man in the history of the universe. I really get a kick out of you people drooling over his philanthropy. As if that makes up for his stealing, forging and grotesque crookery. Oh Bill Gates is so cool and so great, he gives money to cool little socialist organizations. He is the greatest ever! Get a life a**holes and get a grip on reality. He is no better than a crackhead doing a B&E.
I am going to pull a Bill Gates and steal someones idea and go on to stifle all competition and extract obscene amounts of money from my army of mind-numbed minions!
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It is said that there is a rock formation behind Bob Marleys house. It is said that if you go on top of this formation and look a certain direction at a certain time of day, the light shines perfectly onto Bob Marleys private Cannabis reserve that remains hidden until this day. The gate that guards this field was made from metal to form the doors as Cannabis leafs.
Me and my friends are setting out to Jamaica to find the Gates of Ganja
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