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n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.
He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.
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While engaging in anal sex with your partner you both pinch a rosebud in a zip-lock bag, then once the females ass starts to bleed after a thorough pounding you let the blood drip into the bag. Once the male is close to ejaculation he sprays his baby yogurt into the bag. Once you have all the ingredients in the bag you poke some small holes and then smack your partner around a bit.
Gee whizz I'm sore today because my partner and I performed the sack of glory.
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When a girl is covered with a guys hot gizz, she is said to be "Robed in Glory"
After unloading my cum all over her chest, she was proud to be Robed in Glory.
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Another word for Cum or Jizz.
I covered her in my white glory.
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A great southern band started by Ozzys main guitar slinger, zakk wylde. They only produced one cd before disbanding sadly. Music here is a perfect cross between Black Sabbath and Lynard Skynyrd. A perfect cd that Guitar Magazing rated among the top 10 cds of 1994.
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Quite possibly one of the most odd sexual inventions of modern times. A glory hole is a hole cut typically out of a bathroom stall or a wall in an adult video store. One either inserts a penis into the hole or waits at said hole for a dick to poke through.
Once the cock is through the hole, the most common action is for someone to suck it. However, I do suppose the wang could penetrate another's buttocks of a vagina if the other individual is able to position himself or herself correctly.
What "glory" could come from such an anonymous sexual encounter in a filthy bathroom stall or overused private booth in an adult erotica store is beyond me. But people are fucking weird and I suppose one couldn't imagine a sexual fetish that hasn't already been attempted on this planet.
Greg: Hey man, I thought maybe we'd go glory hole hunting today. What do you think?
Jon: Sure. Sounds great and since I'm short, I've always got a stepping stool in m'trunk just for the occassion!
Greg: Really?!?! I can't wait!!!
Jon: No, you queer. Why would I want to stand in filth while a stranger, most likely unattractive and male, gobbles on my Johnson? Friendship over. But go ask Mike or Tom, I'm sure they'd be into it.
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Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"
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