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The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media
‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’
the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth
Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric
An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.
Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.
Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.
When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.
Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.