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Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 26, 2024


goodbye smoke

Smoking one last cigarette in a pack before you throw it away because you know they're not good for you.

"I just smoked three cigs in an hour... I think I'll have one last goodbye smoke then toss them."

by MSanchez December 11, 2008


Goodbye's (The Saddest Word)

A song by Celine Dion which means alot to me because I don't know what I would do without my mum. She's helped me get where I am today and she's the only one I have left. If I lose her, I have nobody.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite Celine Dion song and also one of my favourite songs of all time

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024


Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 09, 2024


Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024


Jersey Goodbye

When you jerk off for so long you're dick goes into a coma when you're done you're left talking with a jersey accent

You see that guy,I heard he gave himself a Jersey Goodbye

by QuakeSnake92 May 25, 2020


Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 29, 2023