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The feeling of remorse one experiences after squashing a compatriot's hopes and dreams.
Damn, son. I really let him down. Feeling that Guilt du Monplaisir...
When one consumes too much pumpkin spice throughout late-August/early-September. Consequently, one feels guilt since it's not even the start of official pumpkin spice season (it is typically still warm out at this time), and said person is already tired of the pumpkin spice flavor.
On September 5, Bobby and Mike reviewed their portfolios at Starbucks. When the cashier recommended Bobby try the Pumpkin Spice Latte, Bobby felt a wave of Pumpkin Spice Guilt crush over him. Bobby replied, "No thank you, I'll get an iced tea".
A form of guilt-tripping using history. This method is usually used by people who admire the "good ol' past".
Dad: "Romulus Augustulus was a Roman emperor when he was 12. You are the same age as him but you do nothing but play Xbox all day."
Son: "Alexander the Great was 32 years old when he died and he conquered so many lands. You are older than him yet you do nothing but waste your money on some trash."
This is an example of historical guilt-tripping.
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The immediate guilt felt after playing a prank on your work colleague.
D Bagz: (impersonating rob)Oh, Im sorry, Tara. I’m part of a gang who always go to the varsity every year so I can’t come to the Christmas party. We’re so cool, we start drinking at eight in the morning. We’re such a gang.
Rob:Ouch
.....D Bagz Guilt
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The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you either ask someone out and they say yes, or they ask you out and you say yes, and you're not sure if you made the right choice.
Usually only occurs for the first few days, unless it's someone you're not comfortable with being with.
"I didn't want Nathaniel to be my boyfriend, but I just can't say no. I can't tell if I'm getting newly-dating guilt."
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The act of intercourse for married couples who, because of beliefs, did not have sex prior to marriage.
Sally really wanted to get sum, but knew she would feel really bad about going against her beliefs. She found a husband as soon as she could and got her guilt free bang.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Mandatory association bitch.
Hym “Guilt by association!? Ha! That’s hilarious! But really. Look at yourself. A probably Jewish dwarf with a God complex. If not Jewish, Catholic. Probably got your bootyhole stretched. Why is the guy using my strategy telling me my strategy isn’t good? If it isn’t good, why are you using it? Streamline your revenue. Works better then what you were doing doesn’t it? You’re just listening to your betters. Which is what you should be doing. It’s what you were raised to do. I largely wasn’t raise so I don’t really have that defect. Oh hey, no one is coming to save you isn’t a good catchphrase. Isn’t it? Little boys getting molested. Locked down in their homes. Nothing to do but watch YouTube. Stumble across your channel. Just like I did. No one is coming to save them. What do they do? They listen to you instead of me. And look what happens. How many of them? Huh? Bet it’s more than zero.”
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