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Devising a delicious dish by using body parts of a person who is fond of couches.
Ralph: Hey Mr. Todd, What are you eating?
Sweeney: Oh, it's just a hobo hamburger. mwah mwah mwah.
Ralph: Oh, i get it. A joke.
Sweeney: Die motherfucker!!!!!!!!1111
(ralph lies dead on floor)
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When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
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The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.
The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.
Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.
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By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady
She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady
She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
The tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady
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to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.
"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."
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A weight lifter with huge muscles that lack any definition or distinguishment between differing muscle groups. A blob of muscles that seem to blend into each other like so much ground beef pressed together like a hamburger patty.
A weightlifter that is not concerned with looking asthetically pleasing, only with getting as big as possible and resembling a blob of meat like a Hamburger Patty.
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