A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?
Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.
Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.
An act of cumming as a means of revenge.
Guy one: "That Danielle is such a bitch!"
Guy two: "I know, I hate jizzed on her scarf last night!"
"Here comes Bill Hates, with some micro-soft shit to say"
-WWKYA Tour
When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.
Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.
When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
The hater of all; envious of things he cannot achieve nor have. Absolutley no skills in capcom.
Why u all Bob hate son'?