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A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.
Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!
The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.
Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.
Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.
The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.
Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.
A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.
"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."
"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"
"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"
"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"