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A big mac and fries, usually supersized.
Fat American - I'd like one heart attack please
High School Dropout Working at McDonalds - That you for you order. Pick it up at drive-thru window 3.
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to find relief in, find consolation
I take heart in the fact that I will never see that jerk again for the rest of my life.
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1. A woman who is as wicked and evil as the worst of your nightmares. One with whom you do not want to upset or anger.
2. A woman who kicks people out of cars when she is angry. Not cool.
3. A woman who gets uglier as time goes on.
4. Typically drives a GREEN jeep.
5. Enjoys giving gifts that are easily broken so she has an excuse to rage on you.
I used to date a girl by the name of Black Heart. Worst time of my life. Ever.
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Not showing any affection or warmth to other people; unkind.
There are some people can be well-mannered, and then there are some that can be very cold-hearted.
Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go
Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction
Where you lose or lost your virginity.
Wow Cheryl, that’s a romantic story! I guess my heart home is a staff bathroom at my hometown Little Caesars, but it’s special just the same. Maybe just a bit stickier.