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Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
Such a heather. My kid is missing
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I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather
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Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.
Heather: "Oh shit, I broke my collar bone!"
Gracie: "Oh no! BAND LOSERS TO THE RESCUE!"
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The sexiest girl in the universe.She has the nicest body ever. She is very funny. She likes to eat healthy. Even though she thinks she isnt pretty she is the most amazing girl ever.
Josh: You know heather right?
Daniel:no
Josh: here come meet her.
Daniel: 😍🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
That girl can dance. She is such a Heather Morris.
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