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When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
The state when an individual repeatedly experiences psychological insanity and initiates confrontational episodes with no legitimate reason. Commonly diagnosed in the female.
“Karen seriously have Emotional Herpes when she keeps getting upset.”
A face that looks like congressman Devin Nunes's face.
"Wow, Devin Nunes has a major herp-face."
When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.
Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes
What kind of person are u to look up booty herpes
Get off now before I turn of your photos internet
Booty herpes
When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.
Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.