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Short Hills

I've lived in shit hills my whole life so here's a bit about it. 7th grade is batmitzah season, where most kids are invited to about 100 throughout the year. costing between $80,000 and $150,000. the traditional turbulence dance at every mitzah. boys jump around in a circle yelling "fuck the police" or "we slay p*ssy". All the girls dress like they're 20 in Bebe dresses, push up bras and 6 inch heels. mostly everyone lives in giant mansions but there are some small houses. The famous short hills mall is where there is every designer brand and the Starbucks line is always long. the only sandwiches you get at the Millburn Deli is the Godfadda or Jay Ray. girls in elementary or middle school shop at Gotham and kids at heart. Kids go to sleepaway camp for 7 weeks leaving parents to go on trips or their beach houses. whether its the hamptons, aspen, or Boca Raton to see our grandparents, we are there. All dads commute in and out of the city everyday. with the japs, we do have caps (Christian American princesses) which we invented. Chinese and Indians move here for the schools. there are no black people. high schoolers have parties every weekend where there is pot and expensive vodka. They insta themselves drinking because parents dgaf. some people exaggerate it here just because they are jealous of he bubble that we live in. We will never know how the real world works because our parents will pay for our NYC apartment out of college and everything after that:)

Short Hills may have the worst reputation but residents don't mind the hate because they can buy your house and use it as their dog house:)

by Short hills biotch July 18, 2017

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snob hill

An upscale neighborhood populated by rich, pretentious persons. A play on words after San Francisco's "Nob Hill" neighborhood, which is often characterized as "swanky" and "upscale."

He thinks he's a real big dog now that he's moved up to snob hill.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

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college hill

another one of BET's ways of exposing and personafying all the usual stereotypes of black youth....

All the male cast members: "all girls are bitches!"..."i wanna screw all the chicks in tha house!!"

All the female cast members: "well uhm...i am in school to be a model cause i want to come up with my own clothing line cause i luv to look at myself and think that every dude in the house and in america wants me...cause all yall some hatas cause you aint on college hill!!"

by intelligent black man March 31, 2008

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Josh Hill

One who is known for getting college pussy but cannot get high school pussy.

Oh snap he just pulled a Josh Hill

by Matt545 June 20, 2008

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Smokey Hill

1.(n) One completely addicted to anything that is normally smoked or anything that may produce smoke
2.(n) One who is bitch slapped upon making, saying, or doing something unnintelligent by a pimp named t-bag
3.(n) One oblivious to the ways and appearance of the goods of the opposite sex
4.(adj) describes someone who is a complete bitch

Sean opened his mouth and was pimp slapped upon by Tony who then proceeded to call him Smokey Hill

by Syphallis January 11, 2007

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Merry Hill

One of the major stores in the West Midlands. Many people from Wolverhampton travel here because their town centre is "shit" and "not as big as Merry Hill"

Wolv. guy: I'm going to Merry Hill?
Other Wolv. guy: Why? We've got some shops here.
Wolv. guy: Does it have a Disney store or a Best Buy?
Other Wolv. guy: Well.. why would you want to go to a Di-
Wolv. guy: Exactly so shut the fuck up.

by Well I'm Not You, Am I? December 20, 2010

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Silent Hill

Any place or idea that is considered taboo or at the very least extremely disturbing.

I'm not going in there! That place is fucking Silent Hill!

Necrophilia? Dawg, you been spending too much time in Silent Hill.

by Muad'dib May 27, 2005

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