1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.
Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.
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Robin Hood's defense in court.
Robin Hood: We should steal from the rich and give to the poor, especially when the rich are dumb, skanky bitches.
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A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy
boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and
needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.
Hey..look! There goes that Homo
Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot
ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown.
Let's go cripple them queery bastards!
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The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.
I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hiltonβs personal life?????
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A whore who thinks she pretty.
A rich bitch that I want to steal money from.
She only is famous because her great grandfather owned the Hilton hotels.
She reminds me of a horse, for a strange reason.
She probably slept with a bunch of ugly people and/or famous men, just to get noticed in the media.
She made fun of people on the set of the simple life.
She a super-whore.
www.amiannoying.com
Wall-Mart?
Why are you going buy a wall at a store.
How many people do you think she slept with?
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A huge fag, That I check everytime I'm on the computer, I also have him booked marked on my phone because I love celeb gossip and this fat fag is aparently the only person that will give it to you.
Lindsey: Did you check out people about that Nicole Richie scandal?
Lauren: Hell no. They just print the celeb-rep's story. Bitch I go to Perez Hilton
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The hand Q-Q in Texas Holdem.
I've lost more money with the Hilton Sisters than any other hand.
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