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The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.
The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.
The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.
This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
Example 1
Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?
Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!
Example 2
Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....
Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
Pump ur brakes! Slow down rite quick!
Hold on that there pimpin! Let me brake it down for you rite quick!
To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.
Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.
Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.
Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"
hold w / hold w gaming is a csgo meme where players dont respect the general norms of playing slowly and clearning angles, but instead just hold w key and shit on people
green: GUYS PLEASE LETS PLAY SLOW GUYS THEYRE NADING ON BANANA ITS SO HARD TO PUSH AND HES AWPING NOOO AA PLEASE DONT PUSH GUYS HOLD PLEASEE
purple: stfu pussy and embrace the hold w
*pushes banana before nades and gets double entry with mac 10*
We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick
I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo