Hook Shot

When one is releasing Fecal matter in a public restroom using the stall gets hit with a soiled tissue from the outside partition
When the Vitcim goes to view who had done this the assailant has fled the crime scene

Yo! You wont believe this while I was on the John dropping the cosby kids off @ the pool I got a Hook Shot and almost got nailed in the face.

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g-hook

attachable rafter hook for cordless nailgun
(aussie invention)

I can safetly hang my nailgun thanks too my g-hook, no more dropping to the ground.

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off the hook

Off the hook is actually a modernization of a series of slang words. Closely related to off the chain, there refering to something being so "fresh" and "new" that its literally right off the store shelf. (started in reference to clothes, the hangar being the hook)

Them shoes are off the hook dog.

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fish hook

using your index finger to pull down a girls shirt in order to see her boobs.

I fish-hooked Anastasia last night. Those were some nice ass titties.

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hooked up

depending upon the region it generally means two people either made out or fucked.

"Did you hear about Mary and Joey? They hooked up last weekend"

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Fish Hook

When one grabs a women with a claw like hand in the private area.

When grabbing yell Arrrr the vicious "Fish Hook" in reponse you will have pulled or will recive a slap.

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snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

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