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The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas
Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is
Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover
every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway
Someone who sucks away your whole personality but they don’t have enough imagination to have their own..
Everything I say she says 10 minutes after. What a personality hoover.
Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later
The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.
“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”