Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.
when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
Verb.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Josh gave a massive boston hot pocket to that chick!
Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.
Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.
i gave sally a western hot pocket