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The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
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theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"
so much meaing
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What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.
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this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.
"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."
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To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.
She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style
the best metaphor for eating coochie
"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.
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The most amazing thoughtful and compassionate man you will ever meet. He is always there to pick you up when you are down. To have someone made of such fine husband material you must be truly blessed as his presence will improve your life dramatically. And, he is hands down the world sexiest man alive. Jaden is a perfect example of husband material( a man whom everyone desires in marriage).