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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006


oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

by lushavape September 2, 2022


boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo March 30, 2016


Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 12, 2024


boiling anthony

The act of dropping your testicles into a cup and having a partner insert a straw into said cup and blowing bubbles

Mitchell enjoyed the feeling Josie created when she inserted the straw into the cup and gave him a boiling anthony

by Andyvanche April 11, 2017


sodium boil

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.

That girl robin sure do know how to make my sodium boil ☔️

by 6upcu💤 January 29, 2016


go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 8, 2023