Let’s be honest, you probably went on Urban Dictionary just for the sole purpose of searching up the definition for penis.
Penis
That thing that’s huge on a guy named Cameron
Ben: Hey Cameron, you penis is huge
Cameron: Yea it’s in the definition
A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.
Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.