A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"
"that sucks."
example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like
Ian: can I touch you butt
Person 1: no you can not touch my butt
Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs
Ian is a guy who is a fucking simp, sort of good at soccer, probably white or Mexican try’s his hardest to be varsity, sucks at video games, loves lasagna, and overall is pretty freaking weird
Ian is a simp and plays soccer
not the most intelligent and pretty dumb, known to have some sort of autism but he is funny and slow
"Ian are you slow