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When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
An internet challenge where people take the lids off of ice cream cartons, lick the top, and put the lid back on.
Alex: Dude, did you hear about the ice cream challenge?
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.
Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.
Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.
- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.
When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.
Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"
two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person
Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this