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Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018


Brain Surgeon

A guy Franklin's ex-girlfriend Tanisha is fucking.

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that (brain surgeon) or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by January 20, 2021

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cheese brain

referring to one as a dumbass, stupid, or just plain retarded. comonly used in fights with siblings

Young Boy: "Stop it Tom! You're a cheese brain!"

Brother Of Young Boy: "Yeah, well, you're just a lard butt!"

by Mary Gee August 22, 2008

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placenta brain

Confusion and short term memory loss that happens during pregnancy.

"Hey placenta brain, what's the soap doing in the fridge?"

"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."

"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."

by stephjk June 3, 2008

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Big brain

When somebody says something smart or comes up with a good idea.

You use use the term big brain to agree, be sarcastic, or let the person know that they have a good point.

John: “ instead of buying one Small Arizona for 1 dollar you could get two big ones for 2 dollars

Bill: Big brain

by Symbols December 17, 2021

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Ego brain

An ego brain is someone that thinks they are the best thing in the world. They also belive they can do anything, at anytime, and anywhere. Also a word used in a system of a down song.

wow isnt jill a huge ego brain? yeah i heard she was.

by TheNamesClay April 24, 2009

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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.

normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and

by Vespr July 1, 2022

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