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Someone who eats most of his meals directly from the fridge without heating or cooking it
My husband is a fridge raider it's just so annyoing
1) falling in love with someone who you lost contact with already
2) accepting one's feelings for another after they can not be returned
3) realizing a fridge confession and developing feelings for that person in hindsight
Seven years after a fridge confession I got a break down as I developed a fridge love for a girl I will probably never meet again.
When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.
Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?
A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
I hate the human fridge
Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.
I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.
(verb)
When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -
* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*
* Rob watches and laughes *
*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*
(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
The incapability of opening the fridge, caused by the sheer panic that all the guests invited at your party are now in the kitchen, and they most probably will eat all your food
- Andrew, do you have anything to eat sweetheart?
- How many times did I tell you not to use the word “food” anymore?
- But, honey, I haven’t. I was just asking…
- Than shut the fuck up, I’m having a fridge fright