bless your crack

The equivalent of bless you, but for a fart.

Natheefah (presenting creative rational for new client): as you can see by our creative direction prrrrrrfffft...

Bryan: Bless your crack

Natheefah: thank you, we have covered all the bases..

God bless me

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

Every1 will say god bless me

bless ya snap

To send nudes thru snapchat

Aye bae let me bless ya snap !!

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Bless your heart

"You dumb b*tch."

A southern way to cuss out the ignorant.
You: "OH my gosh, I just failed my midterm after I spent all my time with 'X'!"
Any southerner: "Bless your heart."

Ex 2
You: "wow, can't believe there is a whole other culture down here!"
Some southerner: "Bless. Your. Heart."

When with friends, it is sometimes said in a teasing manner while still calling you out for being dumb
A big favorite southern saying

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Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

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Bless My Phone

If a female say bless her phone it means that want you to send her a nude or sumin to make her day..

Bae. “Bless my phone “

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