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it means exactly what it sounds like. don't lie. this term was created in the early 2000's by two eagle rock high school students.
YODEN: "Hey fred did u know that i curlied last night.?"
FRED: "Oh Din Lie!!"
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A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.
Example 1
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
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1. A lie that doesn't make sense to tell because you mistakenly think it will benefit you in some fashion.
2. This lie could also be one that doesn't make any sense when analyzed.
"MAGA people attacked me because they recognized me from EMPIRE and knew that I'm black, gay man."
Wait, white MAGA supporters watch EMPIRE?
That's a Jussie Lie!
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(must be said with stressed high-pitch voice) said towards a person who repeatedly lies about almost everything, so it makes them a non-credible source.
"I got $100", Why Lie, you dont get paid until friday!
"I used to go out with her last year", WHY LIE? She just transferred here last month.
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a ratchet way to say, "you are a liar." or "you're telling lies."
also;
a phrase that is repeatedly used by my short king, lil uzi vert in the song "prices".
uncultured white girl: 6ix9ine is a WAYYYY better rapper than Lil Uzi Vert.
cultured people: Uh, you is a lie.
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Used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won't help you grow a beard at all. The phrase is parodied off the "the cake is a lie" meme.
Salesman: Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that's attached itself to your jaw. Might I interest you in trying some Miracle Beard Grow? It's only $29.99 a jar.
Guy: *rubs face insecurely* Uh...well...
Good Samaritan passing by: The beard is a lie.
Guy: No thanks. *walks away*
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1. The act of making a deliberately false or deceptive statement perpetrated using Instant Messenger (IM). To Lie-M.
2. Of or pertaining to the use of the Instant Messenger (IM) status indicator to hide your true whereabouts, either intentionally or unintentionally, especially in an office cubicle setting.
Other uses:
-He's Lie-M'ing
-To Be Lie-M'd to.
With eager excitement I tried to IM some good news to my boss, but her status was set to "In a meeting". Dejected, I proceeded to leave a note on her desk. Much to my surprise, she was not in a meeting but sitting at her desk. It was at that moment I realized I had been Lie-M'd.
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