Pe teacher

Was in the military

"ur gay give me 5 push ups pansie"-Pe Teacher

teacher bitch

the word used to describe a teacher who is in fact a bitch..

That mrs archer is such a teacher bitch...

132👍 25👎

gym teacher

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days

Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68

103👍 19👎

Teacher-Tease

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease

41👍 6👎

Math Teacher

A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.

Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."

25👍 2👎

teachers pet

A complete suck-up. Never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!

teacher: can someone please pass out these papers?
Joe: Of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
Sally: what a teachers pet!

464👍 111👎

Teacher's pet

Started even since the beginning of time, a terrible result of a experiment of a no lifer plus a huge suckup. Disastrous when tried to battle since they have the teachers shield.

Hey is that a teacher's pet.

That that is a teach's pet that's what you call a rat.

14👍 1👎