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The submissive in a gay BDSM paring.
Etymology: Cockney rhyming slang. 'Dong slave' becomes 'long Dave'.
"Oo's 'at wi' Mikey, then? 'Is one t'other?"
"No mate, 'at's Gary, 'is long Dave."
"Ooeer. I didn't peg Mikey for a wooly woofter."
"Oh, 'e's not, but li'l Gary is."
"Hah!"
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A comic genius who is admired by many but only appreciated by few. Many people only find his shallow humor funny and are blown away by some of the most clever and critical jokes he creates.
People who only talk about the Second Season of Chappelle's Show or people that only recognized his talents after the airing of the aforementioned show.
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Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.
can i see your proof of insurance?
WHAT?
can i see your proof of insurance?
WHAT?
can i see your proof of insurance?
WHAT?
can i see your proof of insurance?
OKAY!!!!!
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An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.
"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"
A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.
"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"
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When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.
Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."
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Its something you will call somebody which has done something dodgy and does dodgy deals. Dodgy dave sells dodgy things and fake things which will break as soon as you buy them
Lool your a DODGY DAVE
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