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Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad

by Michele Cook May 31, 2007

104๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 20, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


[jake]

1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!

by phoebe <3 January 17, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

by hizzl October 21, 2007

65๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means โ€œSupplanterโ€ A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006

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Jake

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

by Charcharcharlie July 3, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jakes

U.K. term and now turning popular in Canada thanks to me for Police Officer, Feds or even just a nosy person in general who loves to interrogate others lives because their own life is boring, we all know at least one person who is like that now, I think.

"I'm out here slangin' food to fiends. How can these Jakes be so clueless?"
"Have 40 Kilos in the ride. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."

by Master Andrew October 27, 2018

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